Charles Darwin and his college friends formed a “Gourmet Club” that had experimental dinners, feasting on “birds and beasts which were before unknown to human palate.” They gave up after tasting the “indescribable” brown owl. Source
Tyson the Swan
Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.
*headstrong by trapt plays*
what a glorious dick
When you sneeze in front of your cat and they look at you like you’ve just insulted their entire family.